Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,think I'll go eat worms.big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,hope they don't have germs!Īlternate Version 2: /strongNobody loves me, everybody hates meThink I'll go and eat wormsLong ones, short ones, fat ones, thin onesSee how they wriggle and squirmI bite off the heads, and suck out the juiceAnd throw the skins awayNobody knows how fat I growOn worms three times a dayOhh. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,Guess I'll go eat worms,Long, thin, slimy ones Short, fat, juicy ones,Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.ĭown goes the first one, Down goes the second one,Oh how they wiggle and squirm.Up comes the first one, Up comes the second one,Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Nobody Likes Me (Guess I'll Go Eat Worms) I'm mopping up my baby bumblebeeWon't my Mommie be so proud of me?I'm mopping up my baby bumblebee.Mommie, aren't you proud of me? I'm barfing up my baby bumblebeeWon't my Mommie be so proud of me?I'm barfing up my baby bumblebee.Oh! Another mess! I'm licking up my baby bumblebeeWon't my Mommie be so proud of me?I'm licking up my baby bumblebee.Ugh! I feel sick! I'm squashing up my baby bumblebeeWon't my Mommie be so proud of me?I'm squashing up my baby bumblebee.Ew! What a mess! So if you eat spaghetti,All covered with cheese,Hold on to your meatballsAnd don't ever sneeze.Source: īaby Bumblebee /strongI'm bringing home a baby bumblebeeWon't my Mommie be so proud of me?I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee.Ouch! It stung me! The tree was all coveredWith beautiful moss,It grew lovely meatballsAnd tomato sauce. The mush was as tastyAs tasty could be,And early next summerIt grew into a tree. It rolled in the garden,And under a bush.And then my poor meatball,Was nothing but mush. It rolled off the table,And onto the floor.And then my poor meatball,Rolled out of the door. On top of spaghetti,All covered with cheese.I lost my poor meatball,When somebody sneezed. Actions: make appropriate finger and body actions for the words, and don't leave out a real, live sneeze.) On Top of Spaghetti /strong(Sung to the tune of On Top of Old Smokey.
Scab sandwich, spit on topMonkey vomit, camel snotEagle eye and cookie gooMade a sandwich just for you.Source: Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gutsMutilated monkey meatChopped up dirty birdy feet.A one-pound jar of all-purpose porpoise pusSwimming in pink lemonade. Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Mutilated monkey meat,Saturated birdy feet,All wrapped up inAll-purpose porpoise pus.And me without a spoon!Gee whiz! (but I've got a straw) More Gopher Guts /strongGreat green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Mutilated monkey meat,Itsy bitsy birdie feet,French fried eyeballs,Rolling down a muddy street,And I forgot my spoon.(pause)But I got my straw! If you want to share, or learn, lyrics to classic childhood gross-out songs, here's a start:
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